methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

miraclewhipofficial:

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

marmod:

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation

calendargirlthesnowman:

brienneoftarth:

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

quillig4n:

stardustperalta:

i wanna be famous like flo rida. What do you know about his personal life? nothing. Is he in tabloids? no. he just drops a banging song every year and fades from existence. that’s what i want

I would just prefer to fade from existence